Breast, Tits, Knockers, Hooters, Boobs and Semi-conductors?
( copyright mysexchat.co.uk ) Sexy Canadian AleXXisRae69 ( pff, that is a difficult name to type ) has got some serious tits on display when we enter her sex chat room. By the way, if the name kinda sounds familiar, a porn star has a similar name but that is out of the scope of this blog. So if this blog gets popular, I will throw in some movie collection of the porn star here.
The right question to ask under the circumstances is ‘ Are those real? ‘. Fuck, we hope yes but how you know she is telling the truth. A lie detector would have made her very un-sexy like. Luckily we have Sir Issac Newton to thank for. Gravity dude, gravity.
Follow this procedure:
1) Take her private ( so she will be all smiling when you pop the question ).
2) Tell her you been to hooter restaurant and wonder if she can bounces those like a desperate waitress who is after your tips ( to loosen up the breast/silicon ).
3) The all important one, ask her to lie down on her back. Lets see gravity applies there and you will know the truth. Lessons over. So long till next time. Now go practice in Webcams.com ( free to join sex chat site).
