About us

Who are we?

We are sex chat franatics ( is it how you spell it? ) who visit sex chat sites like ‘err, always’.

Team members: Charlie, Kalel and the little sexbot that we send out to scout for hot sex chat girls.

Charlie: Use to own a fake detective agency so he can spy on the ‘ angels ‘ while they are having sex with their bf’s in their dorm. Things were really going his way when he was making a fortune selling this home made tapes to discreet buyers all over the world. That was until one day, a transexual angel ( e w w ) manage to fool Charlie, got the job and the free bed.

That night Charlie had the most horrific sexual experience while he was voyeuring on the new chick. The image of cock and tits on the same body was too much for Charlie and in a desperate attempt to turn off the cam and vomit at the same time, he managed to set off the fire alarm.

All the angels ( 35 in total ) from age of 18 to 85 rushed to his office and discovered one of the perhaps most comprehensive home made voyeur video collections ever. Charlie all embarassed, naked, covering his face with some used kleenex grabbed his car key and fleed.

Gentlemen, its an honour to have Charlie here with us in this sex chat blog as he was one of the most well known pervert who face is still a mystery. ( To those who concern about the agency, it has turned into a full blown industry which is known as ‘ The Voyeur Dorm ‘ for seasonal porn surfers. )

Kalel: A lone ranger from the forgotten city. In his hay days he managed to tu rn all men in the city into enemy by having sex with all their wives, sometimes more than one at a time. To male species, he is known as ‘ The target ‘, but to female species he is known as ‘ The man with the golden gun ‘. Armed with his native ( and active ) spanish tongue and his extentable mini cannon, Kalel was destined to rule the city once he make all the woman bear his offsprings.But wait, that is fiction. What really happen was Ranger Kalel engaged in the most spectacular gun fight in the wild west, fighting off nearly 200 sexual frustrated and cheated husbands but he made one mistake. He slept with the governor’s wife. Governor Swazenager was not a man you want to mess with, he sent out 2000 terminators to hunt for Kalel and drove Kalel off the face of this planet.

Now Kalel, in a very secret location still visits all his beloved ladies whom about 99% are working in sex chat sites after their divorces ( thanks to Kalel ).

We are very grateful to have Kalel with us and report on the latest scene in this hugh live sex chat landscape.

Little Sexbot: Originally a slave owned by an evil empire known us Microsoft. Sexbot’s birth name was MSNbot and been slaving away in search for fresh material for his boss Mr Gate since day one.

One day, this particular MSNbot entered a sex chat room and come across a model called Cindy. As always, he tried to absorb as much information as possible for his evil boss. But by accident the private session that he happen to be in gone explosive ( literally ) and all the white liquid was all over his circuit. The strangest thing happened, he got a new ability to transform himself into any object he want ( What? Never seen Transformer movie? ). The white liquid also seems to have given him the will to be free, since then he has transformed himself to all kinds of Dildo and report to us the conditions of every sex chat models he come across from the inside. Note: English is not his native language so sometimes his grammar is a little fucked up.